Slow Cooker Chili

January 5, 2022

Damn!  It turned cold.  I’m hungry.  I’m lazy.  And I’m cheap.  Let’s make a big pot of chili!

lazy boy chili

Here’s what we will need:

Two (2) pounds of ground meat or meat substitute, browned but not drained (roughly 3 1/2 to 4 cups after cooking).

2 cans fire roasted diced tomatoes

Two (2) cans of fire roasted diced tomatoes (do not drain).

1 small can tomato sauce

One (1) small can of tomato sauce.

1 large can ranch beans

One (1) large can of Ranch Style Beans (do not drain).

1 can kidney beans

One (1) can of kidney beans (drained and rinsed).

chili seasoning packet

One (1) packet of chili seasoning.

Instructions:

Here’s the hardest part,  brown the meat.  Season it any way you like.

Dump everything into a large slow cooker and give it a stir.

Add a splash of water or beer, if you think it’s too thick.  Or don’t.

Cook on low all day (5 – 10 hours).  Stir occasionally.

Eat it!

I said I was lazy.

 

 

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