How to Catch Kittens

Step One:

Have a large, dog-free backyard.

Step Two:

Put out a dish of cat food.

Step Three:

Ta-da!  Kittens!

Step Four:

Repeat steps one and two.   For the rest of your life!

 

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Kilroy was here

This always appears during times of war.

What was Joe Biden thinking?

“When Mickey Mouse’s big hand reaches the twelve and his little hand touches the four, the nice lady will buy me some ice cream.”

OMG! David Tennant set some woman’s car on fire

Fake News!  It’s just some guy who kind of, sort of looks a little bit not unlike David Tennant.

As far as anyone knows the Scottish born actor has never set anything of any significance on fire, with the exception of the hearts and imaginations of young girls and women around the globe with his charming good looks and disarming personality.

Creating fake news is so easy.  I could get a job writing for NBC, CBS or ABC News.   Or even MSNBC or CNN.   But not The National Enquirer (they have higher ethical standards).

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Fake News! But completely believable.