What was Joe Biden thinking?

“When Mickey Mouse’s big hand reaches the twelve and his little hand touches the four, the nice lady will buy me some ice cream.”

OMG! David Tennant set some woman’s car on fire

Fake News!  It’s just some guy who kind of, sort of looks a little bit not unlike David Tennant.

As far as anyone knows the Scottish born actor has never set anything of any significance on fire, with the exception of the hearts and imaginations of young girls and women around the globe with his charming good looks and disarming personality.

Creating fake news is so easy.  I could get a job writing for NBC, CBS or ABC News.   Or even MSNBC or CNN.   But not The National Enquirer (they have higher ethical standards).

Biden declares 5G a failure

President Joe Biden declared 5G cell phone technology a failure when his super-secret mask-phone failed to either send or receive a signal.

Fake News! But completely believable.

 

Slow Cooker Chili

Damn!  It turned cold.  I’m hungry.  I’m lazy.  And I’m cheap.  Let’s make a big pot of chili!

Here’s what we will need:

Two (2) pounds of ground meat or meat substitute, browned but not drained (roughly 3 1/2 to 4 cups after cooking).

Two (2) cans of fire roasted diced tomatoes (do not drain).

One (1) small can of tomato sauce.

One (1) large can of Ranch Style Beans (do not drain).

One (1) can of kidney beans (drained and rinsed).

One (1) packet of chili seasoning.

Instructions:

Here’s the hardest part,  brown the meat.  Season it any way you like.

Dump everything into a large slow cooker and give it a stir.

Add a splash of water or beer, if you think it’s too thick.  Or don’t.

Cook on low all day (5 – 10 hours).  Stir occasionally.

Eat it!

I said I was lazy.

 

 

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